ONE LINERS, ETC.
Butter vs. Margarine ? I trust cows over scientists.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst,
----- for they are sticking to their diets.
“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."
"Just Give Me Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt."
Seen on a girl's T-shirt.
Coffee, Chocolate, Men ... Some things are just better rich.
I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
"A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen."
Did you hear about the M&M inspector that got fired for tossing out all the W's?
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