Old People Food Quotes
“Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.” Robert Orben (1927--) American humorist.
“I know the look of an apple that is roasting and sizzling on the hearth on a winter's evening, and I know the comfort that comes of eating it hot, along with some sugar and a drench of cream... I know how the nuts taken in conjunction with winter apples, cider, and doughnuts, make old people's tales and old jokes sound fresh and crisp and enchanting.” Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorne Clemens) [1835-1910]
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