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I sure love southern cookin',
Extra helpings, if you please.
A good old-fashioned bar-b-q,
With greens and black-eyed peas.
You can have your portobellos,
Your brie and raw granola;
Just give me grits and okra,
Pork-chops and RC cola !
Don't need no sissy tofu,
Or sprouts with macaroni;
I'd druther sweet-potato pie
Than cheese and pepperoni.
Chicken-fried steak is yummy,
Without twice-baked potatoes;
Just pass that red-eye gravy
With Mom's fried green tomatoes.
You yankees miss good eatin',
Your taste-buds must be dead;
I'll skip croissants and sushi...
And eat REAL food instead !
Joe Schrader
Hillsboro, OR 97124
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