RULES OF THE CHEF * The Chef is always right.
* The Chef does not sleep, he rests.
* The Chef does not eat, she nourishes herself.
* The Chef does not drink, he tastes.
* The Chef is never late, she is delayed.
* The Chef never leaves the service, he is called away.
* If you enter the Chef’s office with your own ideas, you leave with hers.
* It is forbidden for chef’s to have children, in order that their numbers should not increase.
* The Chef is always the Chef, even in his swimming costume.
* If you criticize the Chef, you criticize the Almighty.
* Chef is always spelled with a capital C.
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