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Tea and Carnation Milk

 
Tea that helps our head and heart.

Tea medicates most every part.

Tea rejuvenates the very old.

Tea warms the piss of those who're cold.

Jonker, Amsterdam, circa 1670

 
Carnation milk is the best in the land;

Here I sit with a can in my hand.

No tits to pull, no hay to pitch,

You just punch a hole
       in the son of a bitch.

Anonymous

 

 

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