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I once was told that people's traits
Came from what's on their dinner plates,
So that what you ate was what you'd be.
I hoped that this applied to me.
To be strong and smart was my biggest wish
So I started eating a lot of fish.
I tried to eat mussels every day
But I still got pushed around at play.
I then tried to improve my thinking tools
By eating fish that spent time in schools.
But no matter how many I ingested
My grades were the same when I was tested.
So I got no A's and I didn't get strong
And didn't know why my plans went wrong.
Maybe if I eat more desserts and fancy cooking
I'll grow up rich and better looking.
Poem © 2009 Marvin Brandwin
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